Monday, February 22, 2010

Cut....Pull.....and Go

Welcomb Nick, Mike and Eric.
Valdez I need moore training. I will be in Tuesday, Thanks

Today was tooth pull day, three to pull. I love "Fent". Sedation dentistry is the only was to go guys. I arrived at 10, they pulled three teeth in less than an hour. No pain, no gaging and I was goofy for two hour after. Nurse Cratshit (Lynda the wife) was not amused, I thought that I was pretty darn cute. (Fent good, pain bad)

Wednesday is Derm and Ent, Thursday dentist, Friday MRI. Monday will be fun, CT to make the "MASK". The Main Event, a fifteen round bout, starts March the 15th. It will be winner takes all, (and that would be me). Mandatory eight counts but no TKOs.

Zander smells the blood in my mouth and is starting to stare more at me. The good news is his breath smells so bad that I would wake up before he could eat my head. About two and a half bites I guess.

So with Valdez' help I sould be able to see your comments and then answer any questions that you may have.

Good night my friends.

6 comments:

T-Murda said...

So, what's this "fent?" It really sounds like the way to go with the dental work.

What's the "MASK?"

And finally, I've heard that dog saliva is very healing. You might want to give Zander a chance. I lost a thumbnail once, and my dogs would sneak up and lick it when I was watching television. Eventually, it healed just fine, and I assume that it was mostly thanks to the dog spit.

Valdez said...

That would be Fentanyl, if I'm not mistaken. Sedation dental is great! I had four wisdom teeth pulled out back at Ft. Knox. Don't remember a thing, except I looked like a chipmunk for a few days afterwards, and was scared sh**less of "dry sockets."

I too am curious about the "mask." What is it's purpose? Will they be able to make more? Selling Keith masks might be a fruitful endeavor for us, and after my money pit house on Taylors Ferry, I could use the extra dough!

Stay vigilant with Zander! Once you have the mask made, you can probably let your guard down - but you don't want the mask to feature dog tooth size holes in it!

I'm here all day if you need training! I see you successfully changed the Blog name. Do you want to change the URL as well?

V

GOMEZ said...

T-Murda,
Fent is short for Fentinol or Fentadyl, can't spell it but I sure does like it. Remember the tubing sets that the check valves leaked in the ICU allow this "fent" to be diluted "maybe"?
It is a narc drug.
The mask is to protect my face and head from extreme radiation. We are talking about no saliva glands, facial skin problems and sores in the mouth severe enough to require pain meds and a percutaneous endoscopic gastrostomy feeding tube. PEG for short. I think that I will stay away from the dog spit.

Al said...

Oh lord Mr. Momberg, you crack me up! I'll take the dog spit any day, that gasterineronalpercutaneousendoscopic distress thing sounds bad, is that anything like really bad gas? I had that once, my date left and I was all alone for the rest of the movie, funny she never called me again, I still don't know if she is alive or if she even had fun.
Hey, I wish you the best with the MRI tomorrow, hope nothing has spread before you can get "cleansed". tightlines!

Sharon said...

I had Fent for an esophageal procedure and I agree. We should all have access for emergencies. I don't remember the ride home or the next few hours but I sure slept good!
I'm loving your blog - if you need a ride you know who to call.

Ginger said...

Howdy Gomez! Ginger here. Daveroo let me in on the news. October 2009 I had 5 wisdom teeth pulled (exposing my Neanderthal roots - as it were) and I have them in a baggie. Someday, someone cleaning up after me is going to wonder: what the hell? Fent is good technology, although I did wake up when the (diminutive) oral surgeon was reefing on a recalcitrant wisdom tooth, yanking my head from side to side. Finally, the tooth popped out, along with the neighboring crown which they had to fetch out of my gullet. Good fun! Thanks for the blog, I'll tag along.