Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Poopy Shoes

Wow, I had no idea that "poop on a shoe" would generate should a response. I like it.
So let us start with the boring update. Today was chemo day again as some of you know, it was 5 hours long with no problems. Met another wonder nurse, and I remembered to have my LEFT arm hooked to the IV this time, I didn't want to have to write "Ka-blu-ie II" for tonight's entertainment. Oh yeah, update. Chemo went well, radiation went will, blood press was low yesterday so I got re-hydrated for two hours and that is that. So let's get to the fun stuff.

The following is a response to the respones:

Al is right that a Zander dump is huge, but he is incorrect as to, shall we say who the "Dump Donor" is. "Dump Donor", now that sounds like something Valdez would have on his driver's license.

Adam's mental picture of the scene is quite accurate, but he too has accused an Innocent dog, my Chemo Buddy and good friend "Zander" with a capital letter. Falsely accused and diminish by a Pre-doctoral On-line shrink.
So this dump that I acquired must have been perfect because it mushed straight across the bottom of the shoe at the shoe's widest point and left two big toe sized bulbs on each side of the shoe. It was almost as we where staring at each other. That can't really happen can it?

Hey, Hey Osmo is on board. Welcome to the 20th century. (inside joke) folks. I think we can go fishing on Thursday I will give you a call on Wednesday.

Mike, funny comment, I remember a song called "Love Stinks" and now I know what they meant. If you are still guitar-ing maybe you could write a dog poop sound, we could make it part of the male bound ritual.

Now I would like to introduce Lynn, she is a 65x buss Buddie. She works of the hill and has a dog. Say hi to Lynn everyone.
So what is a land mine Lynn. Is it fun?

Thanks for the re-write Pat, for a minute there I thought you had exposed my dirty little secret.

Thanks R-squared and Valdez.

VALDEZ where are the PEG pics??

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Update: Post 12th treatment.

Howdy Folks,
Things are going as planned so far. I'm starting to get sick but not to bad. My tongue is on fire today but I can still eat. I drink a beveage called Carnation Plus, it is interesting because it taste the same coming up as it did going down. (That's for Valdez) Nothing funny has happened lately other than I was the only one in the waiting room with dog poop on his shoes. Had to remove them and carry them in a bag for a while. Looks like I am a third of the way through which I like and things haven't too bad at all. There are a lot of people in bad shape out there. I have only losed 7 pounds so far which put this hunk at 178. Chemo again next Tuesday and if that goes well......I don't know what does happen....this sentence doesn't have any meaning. Zander starts radiation treatment on Sat. for his leg pain up in Seattle and ...... Don't have much to say tonight. If nothing happens soon I will make something up.
Thanks for being out there.
Keith