Hey Mombo, that actually looks really cool, reminds me of "The Matrix". They all had plugs in the back of their necks that looked a lot like that, have you been having any visions or different dreams lately, maybe moments of altered reality? Ok, I can't help myself so I have to ask. If you unclamp the clamp on the tube and blow a bunch of air in your belly can you belch out a song or two, at least belch for 30 seconds or so? It's too awesome how your holding up my friend, tightlines tomorrow!
Maybe instead of Mambo, Hambo or any other non-Keith moniker -- he should be now known as Neo. Or The One. Have you been to see the Oracle yet? Are you THE ONE??? :-)
Remember how Neo was able to instantly acquire skills through downloads? Can't wait until you download that Kung Fu program. You're gonna kick major ass! (while you're at it, could you download the training on Draeger anesthesia machines? We could cut some contract costs ...)
Is that Realy you?? I thought that was inflatable Mambo Rev. 2.1.
Keith Lets take Valdez's Beer Bong idea, combine it with Al's belly air pumping, I'll throw in a few guitar licks, We'll fill you up with old english 800's and nitrogen and you can be your own German Ompa belching band with your new hit single poop on my shoe!
Hey, I came up with another fun thing we can do with the PEG tube. How about we hook Mombo up to a helium tank and make him really big then we can use the tubing as a tether and fly him around like one of the Macys Thanksgiving day cartoon balloons. Can't figure a good name for "Mombo the Balloon", any ideas?
Hi Keith - Sharon Cheney went to hear some music with us the other night and told us about your blog. Wow, thank you for teaching the rest of us how to deal with this part of life with courage and humor. Deb and I send our fondest thoughts.
Light a fire under his ass and go for a ride in the hot air Momboon!
Fear the wrath of the biomed bomber.
He is the buoyant globoid that we can use to catch the big one! Just stick him out in the sun without a top on and he'll turn nice and red on one half and he'll be lilly white on the other half just like a bobber. Mobber down!
Other ideas:
We could put a beanie on him with one of those propellors on top and use him as a party favor and market it as the only wacky inflatable novelty gag that can replenish its own fuel source! completely self sufficient!
Also - I'm sure some yuppie in portland needs a gomez weeble wobble for thier rugrats to pound on, just anchor him to the ground, feed him some fent, and let the kids have their way with him...
So I'm reminded of many lunches discussing the merits of "Inflatable Mates". I', thinking of the Rose Parade and a Gomez float. What would we use for a tether? Hmmmm..... you guys are so funny - Sharon
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Lookin good Keith! All those hours at Gold's gym paid off!
Only one idea really comes to mind when seeing the PEG up close ... "Beer bong!!!!!!!"
By the way, the first part of my comment was actually from Adam ... :-)
So, is Keith on his way to becoming a Borg? Nice pics (not pecs).
Wayne
Hey Mombo, that actually looks really cool, reminds me of "The Matrix". They all had plugs in the back of their necks that looked a lot like that, have you been having any visions or different dreams lately, maybe moments of altered reality?
Ok, I can't help myself so I have to ask. If you unclamp the clamp on the tube and blow a bunch of air in your belly can you belch out a song or two, at least belch for 30 seconds or so?
It's too awesome how your holding up my friend,
tightlines tomorrow!
Maybe instead of Mambo, Hambo or any other non-Keith moniker -- he should be now known as Neo. Or The One. Have you been to see the Oracle yet? Are you THE ONE??? :-)
Remember how Neo was able to instantly acquire skills through downloads? Can't wait until you download that Kung Fu program. You're gonna kick major ass! (while you're at it, could you download the training on Draeger anesthesia machines? We could cut some contract costs ...)
Pretty soon people will be throwing you beaded necklaces like at Mardi gras for flashing your tubes!
Is that Realy you?? I thought that was inflatable Mambo Rev. 2.1.
Keith Lets take Valdez's Beer Bong idea, combine it with Al's belly air pumping, I'll throw in a few guitar licks, We'll fill you up with old english 800's and nitrogen and you can be your own German Ompa belching band with your new hit single poop on my shoe!
Yeah Baby Yeah!
Eggs Yackley
Hey, I came up with another fun thing we can do with the PEG tube. How about we hook Mombo up to a helium tank and make him really big then we can use the tubing as a tether and fly him around like one of the Macys Thanksgiving day cartoon balloons. Can't figure a good name for "Mombo the Balloon", any ideas?
Hey Al if we realy push the inflation envelope we could call him the Momdenburg.
Yack
How about the Goodyear Pimp?
Or maybe, GoMez Zeppelin ...
"flash your tubes" love it ...
Hi Keith - Sharon Cheney went to hear some music with us the other night and told us about your blog. Wow, thank you for teaching the rest of us how to deal with this part of life with courage and humor. Deb and I send our fondest thoughts.
Rob
Light a fire under his ass and go for a ride in the hot air Momboon!
Fear the wrath of the biomed bomber.
He is the buoyant globoid that we can use to catch the big one! Just stick him out in the sun without a top on and he'll turn nice and red on one half and he'll be lilly white on the other half just like a bobber. Mobber down!
Other ideas:
We could put a beanie on him with one of those propellors on top and use him as a party favor and market it as the only wacky inflatable novelty gag that can replenish its own fuel source! completely self sufficient!
Also - I'm sure some yuppie in portland needs a gomez weeble wobble for thier rugrats to pound on, just anchor him to the ground, feed him some fent, and let the kids have their way with him...
My goodness, the plethora of ideas for Keith is just astounding. It actually could give a whole new meaning to Ka-blu-ie. :)
Pat
I like te helium idea & we can use him to kite fish. One of the "crappy caster" products!
I like the helium idea and we can use him for kite fishing - one of te "crappy caster" products - the MOMBO KITE!
So I'm reminded of many lunches discussing the merits of "Inflatable Mates". I', thinking of the Rose Parade and a Gomez float. What would we use for a tether? Hmmmm.....
you guys are so funny - Sharon
Dialysis says Hai there!
My dog is wonderful... maybe your big dog and my big dog might like each other? Obbo is 140# now.
We will check in again later!
"Yoo hoo Mr. Biomed?"
Where are you Keith?
You've always had a knack for the disappearing act. You sense something coming, and poof! I'm all by myself takin' the heat.
We're in the dark Keith... illuminate this vacuous cell with your rapier wit!
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