Take Me to the River

For those aficionados of Fishing the Northwest, here's a special celebrity edition featuring none other than FishMaster Momberg and his trusty partner Al !

Enjoy ...

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--Valdez

Last Post

Hi everybody. I am doing O.K. with my illness but terrible with blogging, so this will be my last post. It isn't fair to those concerned for me to be so poor at updates.

I think I am am getting stronger but the recoup time seems too long to me but they say that is normal. Thanks again for playing along and hope to see you soon.

Take care
Keith

Still Alive

Good evening one and all,
Sorry again for my literary hiatus. I have reasons but no excuses. Well it looks like most of the side effects that they talk about in the Cancer Pamphlet do come true. Good news is that I only have one more Chemo treatment on Tuesday and only six more radiation treatments. The the healing/waiting game starts. The oncologist said I will need six to eight weeks of healing before we can do another PET scan. I believe it because they have cooked two holes in my neck with the radiation and there are six more opportunities to get to "Broil".
I do have a couple of amusing shorts to mention. One of the radiation tech is a contract worker from Tenn. and her contract end here shortly. I attempted to grow up there once and a we were talking about the state, she is from the east side. She casually suggested the I put see the Smokey Mountains on my "Bucket List".
The other little funny is that I realized that I can eat my meals and floss my teeth at the same time.

Once again I enjoyed reading your comments. I was a bit disappionted that the "Dump Donor" on Valdez' drivers licence didn't get any play but "Oh well".

The beer bong idea is just gross, but one could get intoxicated and not have beer breath. The Borg implant is pretty cool though. It is good for two seats on a crowded bus. I just let it hang out the bottom of my shirt, untill it reaches the mid-point of my zipper. This with and the two inflamed, dripping with pus cattle brandings on the sides of my neck will get me two seats.

Al, I can't play a song with it yet but I can hit the bathroon ceiling with a small cough. Had to ask Lynda to clean up after the dog.

I like the Momdenburg idea I am just afraid between Al, Adam and Valdez I will end up with a trombone up my butt.

Sharon, you do realize that "Ten Up Tony" is not real don't you??

Good night

PEG PICS Viewer Discretion is Advised

Poopy Shoes

Wow, I had no idea that "poop on a shoe" would generate should a response. I like it.
So let us start with the boring update. Today was chemo day again as some of you know, it was 5 hours long with no problems. Met another wonder nurse, and I remembered to have my LEFT arm hooked to the IV this time, I didn't want to have to write "Ka-blu-ie II" for tonight's entertainment. Oh yeah, update. Chemo went well, radiation went will, blood press was low yesterday so I got re-hydrated for two hours and that is that. So let's get to the fun stuff.

The following is a response to the respones:

Al is right that a Zander dump is huge, but he is incorrect as to, shall we say who the "Dump Donor" is. "Dump Donor", now that sounds like something Valdez would have on his driver's license.

Adam's mental picture of the scene is quite accurate, but he too has accused an Innocent dog, my Chemo Buddy and good friend "Zander" with a capital letter. Falsely accused and diminish by a Pre-doctoral On-line shrink.
So this dump that I acquired must have been perfect because it mushed straight across the bottom of the shoe at the shoe's widest point and left two big toe sized bulbs on each side of the shoe. It was almost as we where staring at each other. That can't really happen can it?

Hey, Hey Osmo is on board. Welcome to the 20th century. (inside joke) folks. I think we can go fishing on Thursday I will give you a call on Wednesday.

Mike, funny comment, I remember a song called "Love Stinks" and now I know what they meant. If you are still guitar-ing maybe you could write a dog poop sound, we could make it part of the male bound ritual.

Now I would like to introduce Lynn, she is a 65x buss Buddie. She works of the hill and has a dog. Say hi to Lynn everyone.
So what is a land mine Lynn. Is it fun?

Thanks for the re-write Pat, for a minute there I thought you had exposed my dirty little secret.

Thanks R-squared and Valdez.

VALDEZ where are the PEG pics??

Update: Post 12th treatment.

Howdy Folks,
Things are going as planned so far. I'm starting to get sick but not to bad. My tongue is on fire today but I can still eat. I drink a beveage called Carnation Plus, it is interesting because it taste the same coming up as it did going down. (That's for Valdez) Nothing funny has happened lately other than I was the only one in the waiting room with dog poop on his shoes. Had to remove them and carry them in a bag for a while. Looks like I am a third of the way through which I like and things haven't too bad at all. There are a lot of people in bad shape out there. I have only losed 7 pounds so far which put this hunk at 178. Chemo again next Tuesday and if that goes well......I don't know what does happen....this sentence doesn't have any meaning. Zander starts radiation treatment on Sat. for his leg pain up in Seattle and ...... Don't have much to say tonight. If nothing happens soon I will make something up.
Thanks for being out there.
Keith

The No Post Post

Nothing to say tonight. I did respond the "Part II" comments.
K-Dawg